"How to Cook a Turkey" by Paetin.

Miss Zakarian's class decided to get into the "Holiday" spirit for Thanksgiving with a recipe bash. They all sat down and told Tamara how exactly to make their turkey. I received the paper today that a had all of the students' detailed directions on how to get the best turkey for my feast, from beginning to end. (; I just have to say, these kindergarteners are some seriously creative kids!!

Here is Paetin's response:
"You get the turkey from the store. When you get it home put some sauce on it. The sauce is tiny and white. Put the turkey in a pot and put the pot in the oven for six minutes. When the feathers disappear you know it's ready to eat. Take it out and cut it and put it on some black sauce. Put it on a plate and eat it with your mom and dad."
So there you have it folks. THAT'S how you make a damn fine turkey. Don't forget it.  (;